Let me preface this by saying how much I actually love fall. I mean, it’s football season. Any time that Sundays are for football is good for me. Additionally it’s boots and sweater weather, so, even better.
That being said, fall can go ahead and stop telling me what to drink and how to drink it.
- Pumpkin spice coffee
If everyone would just stop pretending this is so delicious and quit drinking pumpkin coffee already, that would be great. It’s gross, it’s overrated, and people are just obsessed with it because everyone else likes it. Stop. Being. Basic.
2. Seasonal beer in the fall
Now, I’m not a beer expert and I certainly haven’t tried all of the fall seasonal beer options. This is more about summer beers being far superior. Mostly because I’m such a girl about beer and don’t like dark beers, which make up almost all fall beers. Also, pumpkin beer is nasty.
3. The social norm of switching from cold to hot
I don’t think I should be put into a box and feel compelled to only drink hot tea or coffee just because it’s getting cold out. Iced tea is delicious, arguably much better than hot tea. So, no one should be on my case about ordering something iced just because it’s cold out. Let me have my iced tea.
Mostly though, the whole pumpkin thing has just gone way too far. Except pumpkin muffins, those are bomb.